OK, ok I know. 15,000 page views isn't much for most people to get excited about, but to me it is a big freaking deal!
I mean, for one person to hit refresh on my page 15,000 times must have taken forever!
With all kidding aside, or maybe not, I just want to take a few moments to say thank you for taking time out of your day to read something that I wrote, and I apologize if you stumbled upon this blog by mistake by using the following google search terms:
"nudies" -(definitely don't wanna see me all necked sorry bro)
"amateur porn" -(again you don't wanna see me all necked bro)
"hot preggers" -(I know I am fat but damn man! Do I really look all pregnant and shiz?)
"two girls one cup" -(what the hell?)
"pissing porn" -(is this even a thing?)
"junk in the trunk" -(Yeah I'm a biggy. I'll own that)
"young prostitutes" -(who does a search for that? Yucky! And why did my blog pop up for it?!)
"junk sales" -(yeah. I love them too. Try Craigslist)
"Utter balm" -(try amazon)
"I think my kid is killing me" -(me too! This is probably my favorite search term used to find me)
Again, thanks to all my readers. You guys are the best!