Thursday, May 2, 2013

Holy Smokes! 15,000

OK, ok I know.  15,000 page views isn't much for most people to get excited about, but to me it is a big freaking deal!  

I mean, for one person to hit refresh on my page 15,000 times must have taken forever! 

With all kidding aside, or maybe not, I just want to take a few moments to say thank you for taking time out of your day to read something that I wrote, and I apologize if you stumbled upon this blog by mistake by using the following google search terms:

"nudies" -(definitely don't wanna see me all necked sorry bro)

"amateur porn" -(again you don't wanna see me all necked bro)

"hot preggers" -(I know I am fat but damn man!  Do I really look all pregnant and shiz?)

"two girls one cup"  -(what the hell?)

"pissing porn" -(is this even a thing?)

"junk in the trunk" -(Yeah I'm a biggy. I'll own that)

"young prostitutes" -(who does a search for that? Yucky! And why did my blog pop up for it?!)

"junk sales" -(yeah.  I love them too.  Try Craigslist)

"Utter balm" -(try amazon)

"I think my kid is killing me" -(me too!  This is probably my favorite search term used to find me)

Again, thanks to all my readers.  You guys are the best!

No comments:

Post a Comment