Well, that blasted man in red has done it again!
So far, every year he has to go and do something big, much bigger than what I do, for the boys, and I always end up looking bad.
It never fails!
That dirty rotten bastard!
This year I gave the boys perfectly nice under wear, and this is the response I got for my troubles. A total lack of enthusiasm, and even a bit of sorrow. I tell you. I just can't win!
But, what does Santa do?
Why of course he goes all out and "saves the Day" by giving them a train set that they of course adore because that stinkin' kitty loves it too!
Why just once I would like to give the boys something for Christmas that would result in such a reaction!
I wan't less of this.
And perhaps more of this
But, I would even settle for an in between, like this.