There are lots of things about being a parent that you can never prepare for, and you'll say a lot of things that you'd never thought you'd ever say, and your kids will say things that will just boggle your mind.
So, with that in mind, here's a brief list of weird, funny, or disturbing things we have said or the boys have said since their arrival:
- "Hey, why you rubbing that sexy off?!" (Pizzmeister to me)
- "Way to poop it up, man! Good Job!" (Me to Pizzmeister)
- "Why is your head in the Toilet?" (Me to Pizzmeister)
- "Stop trying to grab your brother's poopy! Yucky yucky gross gross!" (Me to Two-zy)
- "Daddy, you're booby is fuzzy!" (Pizzmeister to me)
- "Daddy, Mommy has a penis!" "No, Buddy. She has a vagina." "Yes, she does! It's inside out!" (a conversation between the pizzmeister and me this morning)
- "Daddy! My Penis! It's HUGE!" (The Pizzmeister to Me)
- "Man, would you please stop biting the dog's Butt?!" (Me to the Pizzmeister)
- "Man, you need to stop stuffing cars in your diaper!" (Me to Two-zy)
- "Damn, damn, goddamn!" (Two-zy for no apparent reason at 13 months)
- "Quiet Daddy! I'm trying to fart!" (Pizzmeister to me)
- "Daddy, you're an ugly girl!" (Pizzmeister to me)
- "Oh man, don't pee on the cat!" (me to both boys numerous times while potty training)
- "Hey man, the idea is to sit on the potty, not wear it as a hat." (me to Two-zy)
- "Let's keep this baby. If she cries we can give her baby milk. She can have brother's baby milk." (Pizzmeister to Mama Bear)
- "There's a gomdamn fox on the ceiling!" (Pizzmeister to Mama Bear and I)
- "Buddy, why are you putting your butt in my face?" "Oh Daddy, it's ok. It's just my butt. You like it." (Conversation between the Pizzmeister and me)
- "Mommy, I'm going to grow up into a baby, so I can nurse your boobies!" (Pizzmeister to Mama Bear)
- "Oh Daddy, you're such a good boy! You're pooping very well!" (Pizzmeister to me)
- "Daddy! We're Poopy buddies now!" (Pizzmeister to me)
- "Oh, Man. That ain't right! You're poo is all over my leg!" (Me to Two-zy)
- "Daddy! Stay still! I want to rub my butt on you!" (Pizzmeister to me)
- "Just do it my way it's better" (Pizzmeister to Mama Bear)
- "Look, Daddy, sneaky nuts!" (Pizzmeister proudly showing off how his testicles are sneaking out of his big boy underwear)
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