This year I am not asking for much, and not for anything that you have to make or buy or anything. The only thing I want from you is for you to stop being such a dick!
I mean really.
It seems like every year I buy anybody anything you have to go and screw everything up by giving them something more extravagant. Take last year for instance.
Last year I gave Pizzly a few train cars and trucks that I was sure he'd love.
What did you get him?
A crap load of train track and locomotives, and, to rub it in my face even more, it was all Thomas crap as opposed to my non name brand trains I gave him.
So, of course. Pizzly likes what you got him more than what I gave him.
Did you really have to make me look bad for my son's 1st Christmas or do you just enjoy being a prick to parents like me?
Whatever the reason, this year I would really appreciate it if this year you let me be the "man" and not outshine my gifts to Pizzly. I would really appreciate it.
Just a Dizzy Dad