Tuesday, May 10, 2011

I am not an Amateur Porn Star!

If you have ever googled yourself you may come up with some interesting results.  Today, I decided to google search my blog profile and came up with all sorts of crap, which was kind of scary.  I had no idea my profile name could be so popular.  Apparently, it was even used by amateur porn stars!  Yes, that's right.  It wasn't used by just one creepy porn dude but by at least two!

How creepy is that?

I don’t want to be a pornstar! 

How does something like this happen? 

Is this some sort of cruel joke?

How many people now think that that is me?


You see, I have been using the same nick name on everything that I use involving the web, and this included the geocaching website I use, myspace, facebook, any online shopping site, and so on.  Well, apparently, I am not the only one who uses that nickname.  When I searched it I found sites that were written in Arabic, Spanish, French, and a few other Languages that I did not recognize.   

“Holy Cow” I thought.  “What is going on Here?”

Then I saw it.  I saw my innocent profile name being defiled by some guy who posts yucky pictures of himself on the internet.  Not cool!  The only upside is that the links are broken on one of the sites apparently, but that doesn’t really make it any better.  


I have been using this same nick name since I started college.  It was the first part of my college e-mail address, and it sort of stuck with me ever since because it was odd and I could easily remember it, so of course I used it as my blog profile name too.  Well, that might have been a mistake because if you searched the old profile name you might come to the conclusion that I am some sort of freak who lives in random places around the world and even moonlights as an amateur porn star, which if you know what I look like you would know that that just isn’t possible because I look nothing like this guy.  


First of all, I am wickedly hairy.  Secondly, I am ghostly white under all of my fur because the sunlight is unable to penetrate it.  I also fully understand that no one wants to see a fat, hairy man beast who strangely resembles some sort of mountain man, gorilla, sasquatch, and Santa Claus hybrid doing anything like this guy shows himself doing.   

There are no pics of the other guy.  He must be the laziest porn dude ever, and the link to his site was broken!  

Yes, I actually searched through these yucky sites to find the impostors, and I have to tell you.  I am a little scarred.

Needless to say, that after this little incident I changed my profile name to “Just a Dizzy Blogging Dad.” Hopefully, when that is searched no yucky porn sites pop up, but then again anything is possible. 

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